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steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

(Source: buckkybbarnes)

my-roman-rory:

One time I had to go to the doctors cause I woke up with really bad stomach pains and everyone thought I had appendicitis when it turns out the gummy bears I had eaten last night had formed a clump in my stomach cause I didn’t really chew them.

I can verify that this was a real event.

captors0llux:

growing up is watching your younger sibling get taller and taller until they finally surpass you until you’re left a diminished pride and  memories of when you were the supreme sibling

(Source: peterthestarcatcher)

allthecraziestthingsinthisworld:

reiryugazakisrightboob:

zuko + text posts (part one)

i don’t care if it’s been done before this is so much fun

part two is coming

Aug 9

But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human.

- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five (via versteur)

(Source: larmoyante)

Aug 9

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Aug 8
wtfevolution:

"I miss dinosaurs."
"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."
"But I miss them.”
"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”
"It’s not the same."
"I know. I’m sorry."
"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"
"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."
"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"
"Yeah, that sounds better."
"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"
"I don’t see why not."
"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”
"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."
"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."
"You got it, evolution. Anytime."
Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

wtfevolution:

"I miss dinosaurs."

"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."

"But I miss them.”

"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”

"It’s not the same."

"I know. I’m sorry."

"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"

"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."

"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"

"Yeah, that sounds better."

"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"

"I don’t see why not."

"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”

"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."

"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."

"You got it, evolution. Anytime."

Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

Aug 7
heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

Aug 7

After battle over his remains ends, details emerge for Richard III's re-burial

archaeologicalnews:

DETAILS of the reburial of Richard III have finally been announced, following the failure of a High Court bid to see him re-interred in York.

The last Plantagenet monarch will be re-interred in Leicester Cathedral next spring in what has already been dubbed “an effective state funeral.”

The…

Aug 7

(Source: turtlequeen)